The Republic of Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 763 million Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.7%.

The sizeable but inefficient Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8ian economy, worth 26.0 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,073 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8 has designated Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8 City as its capital city, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anjan Kloss Cardlympics Nation 8 is ranked 193,478^th in the world and 7,507^th in Balder for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.